I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

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also...

remember when my mom wanted to do a foot fetish site with me? I wish I didn’t.

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email of the day, IM still stands for ironman...

leaving at 6 in the morning for Palm Springs, the land of the desert and retirees.


Love,

IM

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Things I learned about my mom over xmas break:

  1. She thinks Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress had a really good boob job.
  2. She gets WASTED off of a 1/2 of a gin and tonic.
  3. Her hair right now, is borderline purple. It looks good, but it’s purple.
  4. She does a really funny impression of Kristen Stewart trying to act.

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It's not just my mom, it's also my brother...

  • Me: Want to walk with me to the store to pick some stuff up?
  • Brother: You want me to walk? How dare you ask me that, you know walking killed my family!
  • Brother: (does some sort of igor-type shuffle out of the room)
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my mom wants people to like me at work

so she frequently sends candy/cookies/baked goods to bribe them.

just got a boatload for halloween.  Glad she has faith in me.

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and they keep coming...

I know it was hard having a Mom so big in the Physics/Chemistry world when you were at UC Santa Barbara.    But,  you survived it and that is all that counts.  Now what is String Theory again?

Love,

PKT

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Email of the day

I just read about the Nobel Peace Prize winners.   I spoke to each and every one of the livig ones in depth about their work,  the implications for mankind etc.  That atom to atom protein mapping (or whatever)  is so fascinating.  One of the scientists was wondering why I wasn’t also honored for my thoughts on the subject.  What a nice compliment, don’t you think?

Love,

PKT

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email of the day.

I am just “mostly ghetto.”   I think I took the test “How long would you last in the ghetto” - for me - 15 minutes.  I really think I could last longer than that.

Love,

PKT

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Pookie Tang. PK for Pookie T for Tang. Now don’t be messin’ with my name, girl
— My mother, when I asked her what PKT stands for.
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It is neon orange patent leather. Of course, it is like a mini suitcase.
— My mom just bought a new purse. Neon orange patent leather….