I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

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On how I could have it worse than her...

  • Ironmanmamma: Religious zealot, psychopath, robot, alien, amoeba...
  • me: It could be kinda neat if you were an amoeba.
  • Ironmanmamma: Well that is true - simplicity which is not a characteristic I posess yet. Working on it.
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pop star mom

ohrohin:

hydeordie replied to your video: Selena Gomez, “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know”…

my mom caught me watching this once and got upset that pop stars now adays don’t know how to dance.

In all fairness, neither did the Spice Girls.

She also gets mad about Madonna’s “famed” dancing abilities.

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From my brother View high resolution

From my brother

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oh my

Alas,   I am a bit late on this one …  but I really thought Katy Perry and this Brand fellow were going to make it.   This along with the Ashton/Demi debacle have me in a downward spiral.
Love,
Mamma Mia

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Apple, tree…and all that jazz. View high resolution

Apple, tree…and all that jazz.

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CokeTalk approves of my mom. View high resolution

CokeTalk approves of my mom.

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I think as Jude Law is getting older he is starting to look more and more like the Captain from Jaws. Think about it.
— Mom.
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Mom’s Dream

Love you so much,
Mamma Mia

P.S.   I dreamed  I had so many wrinkles last night that I screamed in my dream and woke myself up.

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Everybody wanna know how I became famous, how I’m a celebrity / I did it independently didn’t nobody sign me, patna, I signed me.
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E-40

Take it from me and Forty Fonzarelli. Do it the Yay Area way: for yourself. (And go out and cop that new Forty Water, because it is slaps from top to bottom.)

“but does he wear a cape as convincingly as Michael Keaton?” my mom on Thor

(Source: putthison)

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urlesque: tvsquad: Twenty years ago today, ‘Dinosaurs’ premiered. Yes, the show that brought us classics such as “Not the mama!” and “I’m the baby, gotta love me!” turns 20 years old today. Take a walk down memory lane with us, won’t you? (Side note, 20 years!? Man, I feel old.) You had to ‘not the mama,’ didn’t you? My mother quotes this show at least once a week. View high resolution

urlesque:

tvsquad:

Twenty years ago today, ‘Dinosaurs’ premiered. Yes, the show that brought us classics such as “Not the mama!” and “I’m the baby, gotta love me!” turns 20 years old today. Take a walk down memory lane with us, won’t you?

(Side note, 20 years!? Man, I feel old.)

You had to ‘not the mama,’ didn’t you?

My mother quotes this show at least once a week.

(Source: huffposttv, via flavorpill)

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