I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

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oh my

Alas,   I am a bit late on this one …  but I really thought Katy Perry and this Brand fellow were going to make it.   This along with the Ashton/Demi debacle have me in a downward spiral.
Love,
Mamma Mia

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Apple, tree…and all that jazz.

Apple, tree…and all that jazz.

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CokeTalk approves of my mom.

CokeTalk approves of my mom.

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I think as Jude Law is getting older he is starting to look more and more like the Captain from Jaws. Think about it.
— Mom.
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Mom’s Dream

Love you so much,
Mamma Mia

P.S.   I dreamed  I had so many wrinkles last night that I screamed in my dream and woke myself up.

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Everybody wanna know how I became famous, how I’m a celebrity / I did it independently didn’t nobody sign me, patna, I signed me.
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E-40

Take it from me and Forty Fonzarelli. Do it the Yay Area way: for yourself. (And go out and cop that new Forty Water, because it is slaps from top to bottom.)

“but does he wear a cape as convincingly as Michael Keaton?” my mom on Thor

(Source: putthison)

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urlesque: tvsquad: Twenty years ago today, ‘Dinosaurs’ premiered. Yes, the show that brought us classics such as “Not the mama!” and “I’m the baby, gotta love me!” turns 20 years old today. Take a walk down memory lane with us, won’t you? (Side note, 20 years!? Man, I feel old.) You had to ‘not the mama,’ didn’t you? My mother quotes this show at least once a week.

urlesque:

tvsquad:

Twenty years ago today, ‘Dinosaurs’ premiered. Yes, the show that brought us classics such as “Not the mama!” and “I’m the baby, gotta love me!” turns 20 years old today. Take a walk down memory lane with us, won’t you?

(Side note, 20 years!? Man, I feel old.)

You had to ‘not the mama,’ didn’t you?

My mother quotes this show at least once a week.

(Source: huffposttv, via flavorpill)

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atencio: winstonwolfe: Michael Mann, Pacino, & Deniro. Perfect. The look Pacino has on his face? The same face my mother makes when she is listening to waiters give the specials.

atencio:

winstonwolfe:

Michael Mann, Pacino, & Deniro.

Perfect.

The look Pacino has on his face? The same face my mother makes when she is listening to waiters give the specials.

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Hi Wonderful Daughter of Mine,

 

I hope today is a better day.   I guess tonight you will be seeing Kit.   I haven’t seen her since she was “little” but I know she is a great gal.   Have fun!!  

 

Saw Chris Brown on Good Morning America this morning.   He is a mess,  I think.   He was very defensive about the Rhianna thing and wouldn’t talk about it.   He named his album FAME which means “For All My Enemies”  or something crazy like that.   Apparently,   he was mad about the interview and went back to the dressing room and threw some furniture around and broke a window - not sure that is true.   That doesn’t sound like he resolved anything - like he said he did.   I hope people don’t support that.   The world is pretty crazy though - it seems like a lot of people are thinking Charlie Sheen is ok.  Go figure…

 

Love you,

Mamma Mia fan if Rhianna

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HI Pumpkin,

 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.   I sent you an e-card!

 

Love,

Mamma Mia O’Flannery

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