January 2012
4 posts
oh my
Alas, I am a bit late on this one … but I really thought Katy Perry and this Brand fellow were going to make it. This along with the Ashton/Demi debacle have me in a downward spiral.
Love,
Mamma Mia
“I think as Jude Law is getting older he is starting to look more and more like...”
– Mom.
December 2011
1 post
Mom's Dream
Love you so much,
Mamma Mia
P.S. I dreamed I had so many wrinkles last night that I screamed in my dream and woke myself up.
May 2011
1 post
“Everybody wanna know how I became famous, how I’m a celebrity / I did it...”
– E-40
Take it from me and Forty Fonzarelli. Do it the Yay Area way: for yourself. (And go out and cop that new Forty Water, because it is slaps from top to bottom.)
“but does he wear a cape as convincingly as Michael Keaton?” my mom on Thor
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
4 posts
Hi Wonderful Daughter of Mine,
I hope today is a better day. I guess tonight you will be seeing Kit. I haven’t seen her since she was “little” but I know she is a great gal. Have fun!!
Saw Chris Brown on Good Morning America this morning. He is a mess, I think. He was very defensive about the Rhianna thing and wouldn’t talk about it. He named his album...
HI Pumpkin,
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I sent you an e-card!
Love,
Mamma Mia O’Flannery
February 2011
1 post
July 2010
1 post
Les Miserables?
Me: I have had the confrontation from Les Miserable stuck in my head for weeks.
Mom: Really? That's weird. I do love Les Mis though. Did I tell you about my friend who has to get a double lung transplant b/c they contracted this weird disease?
Me: No, that's awful....what does that have to do with Les Mis?
Mom: It's miserable.
May 2010
3 posts
she's serious
If you don’t do this, I will never speak to you again (not).
Love,
Mama (go get ‘em) Mia
Regarding Iron Man 2 and other things...
I would try howling at the moon - and throw in a few of your favorite curse words.
I will try to see IM2. I heard mixed but I loved the first…so I will probably love the 2nd.
Love,
Mamma Mia a.k.a. IM
“Of course, I understand this completely. If there is so much dark energy in the...”
– My mom on particle physics.
April 2010
1 post
Mama ET
Hi,
how was bowling? Do you think the fireball seen in Iowa was a meteor shower or aliens. I m betting on aliens!
Love,
MamaET
February 2010
2 posts
Honest Question
Hi,
Did you see “This is It” yet? I can’t believe those dancers. I watch it over and over. Did you hear if they got paid or was it over for them when Michael died. I still can’t believe it.
Love,
Mamma Mia
Iron Man has a sensitive side...
I just read that Channing Tatum was an exotic dancer and he married the lead gal in Step-up, which I think is so sweet.
Love,
IM
January 2010
4 posts
protection from american idol?
Total fun. I have it in my Mark Jacobs red bag right now. I am off to Marci and Jimmy’s for American Idol and have to have my new charm for protection and guidance. I absolutely adore it. Later.
Love,
PKT
sure?
Love, Mom
P.S. Do you like the singer Maxwell?
email from iron man
Hi,
It’s good to be shameless… very apperative.
Love,
IM
my mom believes in spelling it out...
I am laughing out loud!!!
December 2009
3 posts
also...
remember when my mom wanted to do a foot fetish site with me? I wish I didn’t.
email of the day, IM still stands for ironman...
leaving at 6 in the morning for Palm Springs, the land of the desert and retirees.
Love,
IM
Things I learned about my mom over xmas break:
She thinks Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress had a really good boob job.
She gets WASTED off of a 1/2 of a gin and tonic.
Her hair right now, is borderline purple. It looks good, but it’s purple.
She does a really funny impression of Kristen Stewart trying to act.
October 2009
4 posts
It's not just my mom, it's also my brother...
Me: Want to walk with me to the store to pick some stuff up?
Brother: You want me to walk? How dare you ask me that, you know walking killed my family!
Brother: (does some sort of igor-type shuffle out of the room)
my mom wants people to like me at work
so she frequently sends candy/cookies/baked goods to bribe them.
just got a boatload for halloween. Glad she has faith in me.
and they keep coming...
I know it was hard having a Mom so big in the Physics/Chemistry world when you were at UC Santa Barbara. But, you survived it and that is all that counts. Now what is String Theory again?
Love,
PKT
Email of the day
I just read about the Nobel Peace Prize winners. I spoke to each and every one of the livig ones in depth about their work, the implications for mankind etc. That atom to atom protein mapping (or whatever) is so fascinating. One of the scientists was wondering why I wasn’t also honored for my thoughts on the subject. What a nice compliment, don’t you think?
Love,
PKT
September 2009
4 posts
email of the day.
I am just “mostly ghetto.” I think I took the test “How long would you last in the ghetto” - for me - 15 minutes. I really think I could last longer than that.
Love,
PKT
“Pookie Tang. PK for Pookie T for Tang. Now don’t be messin’ with...”
– My mother, when I asked her what PKT stands for.
“It is neon orange patent leather. Of course, it is like a mini suitcase.”
– My mom just bought a new purse. Neon orange patent leather….
just b/c i don't want everyone thinking that my...
I called her last night and she was watching some famous pas de deux (sp? dunno) of romeo and juliet w/ some famous ballerinas I had never heard of.
My mother has many layers.
August 2009
8 posts
“I want to be a billionaire when I grow up for the sole purpose of buying...”
– My brother actually, he really hates Arizona.
“Donde queda la bibliotequa?”
– My mother, when she gets mad at me and doesn’t want to swear, she reverts to what she remembers from 7th grade spanish.
she's on a roll...
I am really not Ginger. If I was, I would be married to Jack White. Too bad, he is married. I hope his supermodel is smart. What are the chance?
Ginger
“Love,
Ginger (I took the Gilligan’s Island test on Facebook)”
– my mom…who introduced her to facebook!?
Email of the day
As a little girl, you thought you were Elvis. You could probably pass for his daughter - thank god you aren’t.
Love,
Mama Mia
my mom is ignoring me, i’m very upset about this. or she’s working. either way.
email of the day
Do you have any suggestions to help me make my hair smoother. I wash it and it just looks fuzzy all the time. I had lunch today with a gal who had short hair (no I don’t want short hari) but it was smooth and sleek.
Help Me. I can’t be Pookie without a smooth look.
Love,
Mom
“There was an earthquake off the coast of Mexico deep in the ocean - well I guess...”
– My mom, asking about an earthquake 75 miles away from Tijuana. No mom, I didn’t feel anything.
July 2009
17 posts
talking about a video on hydeordie
I need space. I need a heat…you know…a hot country with space. I need meat.
PKT aka Pookie Tang - I like the K in there.
It's getting out of control
Love you,
Pookie Tang
I am really into my ghetto name.
email of the day (it's evolving)
Hi,
The inhabit clothes on Gilt look really good.
Check it out!
Pookie Tang
Today's email from my mother
I just took “What is your ghetto nane” on facebook - it is Pookie.
I tried to take “Which curse word are you” but I couldn’t get to the test.
Love,
Pookie
“I finally got it there. I thought it was cute. I took it at one in the morning...”
– My mother, trying to take a picture for her new facebook page.
“Party on Garth.”
– My mother signing off on an email. I guess she isn’t Iron Man anymore?
“This is literally your xmas present. Santa may bring a grapefruit in the...”
– My mother, encouraging my gambling problems.
“so I called Saks New Orleans and talked with a man there that knows everyone and...”
– My mother, on…i don’t know.