I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

I finally got it there. I thought it was cute. I took it at one in the morning because I couldn’t sleep. I took it with my iphone which you have to do backwards. It was hilarious. I had pictures of half my face, a box on the counter…hilarious.
— My mother, trying to take a picture for her new facebook page.