I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

Today’s email from my mother

I just took “What is your ghetto nane”  on facebook - it is Pookie.

I tried to take “Which curse word are you”  but I couldn’t get to the test.

Love,

Pookie