I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

There was an earthquake off the coast of Mexico deep in the ocean - well I guess that is where they always are.

Did you feel anything?

— My mom, asking about an earthquake 75 miles away from Tijuana. No mom, I didn’t feel anything.

Posted August 3, 2009 at 6:21pm

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.