I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

she’s on a roll…

I am really not Ginger.  If I was,  I would be married to Jack White.  Too bad,  he is married.  I hope his supermodel is smart.  What are the chance?

Ginger