I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

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Everybody wanna know how I became famous, how I’m a celebrity / I did it independently didn’t nobody sign me, patna, I signed me.
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E-40

Take it from me and Forty Fonzarelli. Do it the Yay Area way: for yourself. (And go out and cop that new Forty Water, because it is slaps from top to bottom.)

“but does he wear a cape as convincingly as Michael Keaton?” my mom on Thor

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