I don't need anyone else's mothers, I have mine.

My mom is cooler AND funnier than yours. Accept it, it's a fact. Since people need proof, these are things she says to me.

Les Miserables?

  • Me: I have had the confrontation from Les Miserable stuck in my head for weeks.
  • Mom: Really? That's weird. I do love Les Mis though. Did I tell you about my friend who has to get a double lung transplant b/c they contracted this weird disease?
  • Me: No, that's awful....what does that have to do with Les Mis?
  • Mom: It's miserable.